Lapas!!

This weekend I got an email from someone I didn't know, who knew I was Portuguese...  I often wonder how these people find me, but, at the same time I was flattered--don't ask me why.. 

Anyway, this stranger, who goes by the last name of Pimentel asked me if I knew the correct translation for "lapas" in English.  I was at first stumped.  Like many languages, we all have our own form of "slang".  I am not quite sure if the word "lapas" for example is the correct word to describe the shellfish in the first place, but one look in Google, and mystery was solved.  Lapas in Portuguese means "limpets".  Is Lapas a "correct" Portuguese word?  I don't know the answer to that, but I do know that I've always heard it used throughout my life.

"Lapas" is a VERY popular seafood in the Azores.  I remember many a summer spent under the sunshine amid the volcanic rocks of my mother's native Terceira.  There my parents, aunt, and uncle, and cousins would gather the lapas from the rocks and feast on them.  I for one have never tasted a lapa.  The thought of something still alive wiggling in my mouth frightened me, as it still does today.  According to relatives, I'm really "missing out", but, oh well, I was enjoying soaking myself in the clear and warm ocean instead.  Damn I miss those summers so much!  Never mind the stinking limpets---what I would do to just be able to sit on a rock and let my toes wiggle in the sea of Terceira...  Sigh...

It's Friday the 13th...

Are you superstitious in any way?  It's Friday the 13th, so here are a few of some  "old country" superstitious old wives tales I grew up with:

Don't open an umbrella in the house---it will bring in death.  I make a point of not doing this; however, I really don't think it does. 

If a housefly (especially if it's a very large and fat one) flies around your head, it means you will be getting good news in the mail, or a telephone call from afar.  For some reason, I do believe this--it happens all the time with me. 

If a bird poops on your car, it's considered good luck.  I heard this one this morning, and it made me smile, because recently a flock of seagulls decided to fly by and poop all over my car!  I may not wash it off now!

If you think of someone for no particular reason, or see someone that reminds you of some person, you will hear from this person, or hear of this person soon.  This happens to me quite often, and I am always a little taken aback when I suddenly get an unexpected phone call, or hear about someone from out of the blue...it's the weird psychic thing that goes on in my family perhaps..I dunno..

If you see a penny, DON'T pick it up, unless the head is facing up.  I just heard this morning, and I find it very interesting... I remember one particular day I picked up a penny, and I had a really unlucky day.  I promised myself never to pick up a penny again.  I don't remember if the face was facing up or not... Hmm....

If a black cat crosses the street in front of you, repeat "bread and butter" three times to confuse bad spirits.   Hmm..never tried it, but I don't think black cats are bad luck--I think they are beautiful--and I'm not a witch. 

If you are busy cleaning, and you happen to be thinking of someone in particular, and you drop the cloth you are cleaning with, something bad will happen to that person.  Of course, this is another Portuguese wives tale.  I try not to think of ANYONE when I clean because of it. 

 

If you dream of rising water, and you are trying to cross a body of water, someone is trying to reach you to report bad news.  I do believe this..only because it's happened to me far too many times to not believe it.  (Yeah, it's also another Portuguese wives tale.)

If you dream of a wedding, someone is going to have a baby.  I do believe this as well. 

If you have a dream of a dead animal, or raw meat, someone has died.  Unfortunately, I've had a few of these dreams.. 

If you dream of black bulls chasing you, an argument or disagreement of a loved one is pending.  Yes, it's another one of those ole' Portuguese tales, but, I've had plenty of bulls chasing me at night.  Funny, after divorcing the ex-husband, I seem never to have them anymore.  Can someone explain this? 

Never whistle at night--it summons the devil.  I never whistle at night, and I have no real desire to. 

If your palms feel itchy, you will be getting unexpected money soon.  I welcome itchy palms, but I have yet to win the lottery. 

Oh, and here is yet another--one I have been experiencing a lot recently, I call it "juggling". If you pick something up, but have it fall out of your hand, but catch it before it falls to the ground, but it slips again and falls on the ground, it means that someone has been trying to contact you, but is having a hard time doing so. 

If you drop a spoon or a fork, company is coming!!  Yep, they usually do!

Yes, here are just a few...  If you have any others, please share.  :) 

Weekend Assignment #94: Evil Earworms

Weekend Assignment #94: Evil Earworms :

There are a few songs that come to mind when I think of those Evil Earworms...  One of them in particular is that Captain and Tennille "hit" from the late 1970's:  Muskrat Love.  Just check out these lyrics--they still make me squirm!  (Come to think of it, ANYTHING sung by Captain and Tennille makes me squirm!) 

Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doin' the town and doin' it right in the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug at a Muskrat Land
And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny

And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love

Nibblin' on bacon
Chewin' on cheese
Sam says to Suzie
Honey, would you please be my Mrs
Suzie says, yes, with her kisses
Now, he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle
Now anything goes as they wriggle
Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Floatin' like the heavens above
Looks like muskrat love

Another Evil Earworm song I'm not fond of is:  Dust In The Wind by Kansas.  Do not play this song if you find yourself any way near suicidal.  I can understand why the song was written, but I find it a little to damn depressing for my taste. 

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind

[Now] Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.

 

Other songs that get a "unhonorable mention" goes to Madonna's "Hung Up"--(very annoying song---I like ABBA better), and 2 a.m. by Anna Naylick---(breathe already!!)

 

Extra Credit*  My answer to kill the earworm in my head?  I like listening to U2, Rob Thomas, or ELVIS...  :)   

What's in the Water?

I'm sitting here at work admiring my Fiji Water bottle.  It is quite beautiful.  On the clear, plastic label there is a perfectly bloomed lily flowers, reflecting in the water with palm leaves and blue sky in the background.  If you look at it long enough, it's not hard to imagine yourself walking on the warm sand of a tropical island.  Close your eyes, and you can actually smell the plumeria plants and hear the waterfall at it's forceful tide gently falls on the black volcanic rock. 

I wonder, since it reads that the water is "from the islands of Fiji", if the island natives gathered this water themselves in their hollow wooden gourds?  I'm picturing the tan natives, in beautiful sarongs, with fragrant and colorful flower wreaths on their heads and around their necks, frolicking into the clear waterfall with their gourds, possibly singing   a native Fijian song...  I hear tribal drums in the background, as the sun slowly melts into the dark blue horizon...  Is that Elvis standing there on top of a rock with his guitar?  Excuse me, I must be dreaming. 

Pretty cool, huh?  Anyways, I just took a gulp of this magical "natural artesian" (what does that mean?!) water, and it tastes just like, plain ole' water.  Oh well, I love my beautiful bottle anyway.  Just having it sit next to my desk, it just feels good, ya' know?  Yeah, I know---I need a vacation. 

Just having FUN :)

I just took this quiz, and man----it is so true for me!!  Kind of freaky!!

You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.
Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!

Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy

Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing

Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense

What you bring to relationships: Honesty

http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorheartdoyouhavequiz/"> What Color Heart Do You Have?

Errrr....

Without getting too descriptive of what I do in the county government office that I work in, I will just say that at times I have to come face to face with our actual "clients"--you know the "charming" men and women of our criminal system.  When this happens, I am left feeling that I just don't get paid enough for what I do.  It doesn't happen too often, but I just got back from our lobby after dealing with a client,  who was obviously lying through his teeth with his little girlfriend.  Playing "dumb" just doesn't work with me.  I am constantly surprised how many times people think they can just play with the system and thinking they can get away with it.  Criminals are so manipulative and cunning when they want to be; I guess that is what makes them criminals, hey?  Oh well, they are keeping me employed, and I really shouldn't complain, but honestly; sometimes they make me want to spit!! 

You know what else I really can't stand?  When significant others, for example, mothers, and wives, girlfriends, etc. call on the client's behalf.  Time to cut the cord ladies!  Your son is an adult---have him call in for himself--I don't care if he is working, or not feeling well.  He isn't in elementary school anymore!!  What I find even more irritating is when these female "victims" call in for their men.  I just want to slap these women!  If he hits you, just leave--come on--you had courage enough to call the police when he hit you, why can't you just pack your bags and get out already?  I know I may be generalizing right now, but speaking from personal experience, men like that rarely change their behavior, unless they are willing to undergo some serious therapy!! 

Not too long ago we had this one "gentleman" trying to transfer his case from another state.  He had met a woman here in California (via the internet), and wanted to transfer his case over here, so he could live with her.  This guy was on probation for a domestic violence case (naturally).  He was really upset when the transfer was denied, but probably not as upset as he is now.  He now has a case in this county on another domestic violence. case with guess who?  Yeah, you guessed it, his internet love!  Isn't that romantic?  Word to the wise:  DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH A FELON!!!

Is it really that hard to comprehend?  Yeah, sure he might be cute.. (are most handsome clients are on the d.v. caseload)...but come on girls--can't we set our standards a little higher? 

 Interestingly enough I rarely get calls from men or boyfriends in general calling for our female clients. 

Okay, I've vented now. 

Adventures in "SKYPE"

    My cousin, Jose Carlos suggested that I download SKYPE, and at the time, I thought it was a great idea!  I mean, I do still like the idea--you can get online, and instant message, and make free calls to people who happen to be online the same time you are.  You can actually call anyone, anywhere around the world for only pennies a minute.  I thought this would be ideal for when I wanted to call all my relatives overseas.  I could reach out and "touch" someone without paying an arm and a leg to the phone company!

Unfortunately, there are people out there that choose Skype as another form of "reaching out" that I'm not at all comfortable with.

Since getting SKYPE, I've been getting calls while I am online by unwanted callers.  So far, I've gotten calls from Osama, Najirii, and Oppisiama.  Who are these people, and why do they think I want to talk to them?!  When you get a call, you hear a phone ringing in your headset, and a window pops up telling you that someone is trying to call you.  Then you have the option of hanging up and blocking, or write to them and tell them to get lost.  Most of the unwanted calls I've been getting are from India, Eygpt, and Sweden.  In one call in particular, I got an arabic message.  I don't know about you, but I find this all a little too frightening for my taste. 

Mind you, I'm all for "world peace", and international communications, but these people are not seeking that form of communication.  They are all perverts for God's sake!!!

I've learned a lesson--always make sure your icon is made invisible.  Never again will I put on my smiley face with "skype me"--it is far too suggestive to some people.   I am now looking into "Voipbuster".  Upon suggestion of cousin Jose Carlos, I downloaded it, and with Voipbuster you can make FREE calls anywhere.  I will let you know later if I hit any snags.