Thursday, October 6, 2005

Julie Did a GOOGLE on her name...

I picked this up from Mary's Journal at:  http://journals.aol.com/gardenmantis/MidnightDiaries 

Go to keyword Google and type in "your name is" in quotation marks, like this "Mary is".

Well, here is mine:  "Julie is"....

Julie is her name.  (yes it is..)

Miss Julie is a lacerating power play. (not sure what that means..)

Julie is a passionate young woman.  (yep)

Miss Julie is complicated by his class envy and misogyny. (huh?)

Julie is a voice performance music major, and would like to be a professional.  (always wished I could sing..)

Julie is convinced that he will come back to her. (of course he will...)

Julie is a participant in numerous conventions, charming everyone in her path. (I sound like a hurricane--a charming one to boot!)

Julie is now on her fourth year of dancing at Bessenmer. (I wish.)

Julie is presently serving as Coordinator for Science Fiction. (oh gosh, I'm a geek now.)

Julie is one sexy lady.  (so i've been told.. :)

Julie is wet after getting sprayed by Steve's shower. (oh my!)

Miss Julie is irate at the pregnancy. (who is pregnant?!)

Julie is not a sleazy film. (thanks)

Julie is no longer a loner; she too, learns about being a part of the community. (i try)

Julie is about a girl who lives with her dad. 

Julie is the love of my life.  (aawww)

Julie is an MP3 and OGG jukebox written in Python and C for UNIX systems.  (wow-i'm like a robot!)

Julie is Jeff Bystander.  (wow, now i'm a trans-sexual!)

Julie is a fascinating film that explores the journey of a girl.

Julie is told that all men want from a woman is their body. (ha ha..no comment.)

Julie is back...and how!

Julie is a funny person.  (aaww)

Julie is having a unique experience that no one else I know is having.  (I am?!)

Miss Julie is despondent after the breaking off of her engagement to be married.

Julie is a rising star on the DPA horizon.  (sounds good..what is a DPA?)

Julie is also a member of the the world music band "Safe Harbor."  (I hope I play the bongos)

Julie is faced with a dilemma that could have been avoided.  (story of my life..)

Julie is more confident each day on the slopes.  (wow, I ski now!)

Julie is my hero.  :)

Julie is a trashy tart, a cogelle, which is a pejorative term for the kind of slutty, working-class southern French girl that Julie is.  (ha ha..my favorite.)

Julie is in a trance-like state, trying to shut out the world around her.  (yeah, is something wrong with that?)

Julie is a very powerful woman!

Julie is portrayed as a conscientous person.

Julie is, without any doubt, the interpreter of Peruvian music needs to transcend frontiers and to project the vital new image that our country needs.  (quite a mouthful..)

Julie is on the go.  (always)

Julie is not fired, but offered the CEO position.  (at last!)

Julie is a firmly rooted Muscovite. (?)

Julie is active not not an activist,; she has opinions, but is not an agitator.  (does this mean i'm a wuss?)

Julie is immediately suspicious and thinks that the CEO is going to fire her.  (hey I was just promotted!)

Julie is really funny and I like her snarky sarcastic wit.  (i'm snarky..ha ha)

Julie is the founder and director of  Steel de Boro.  (? what?)

Julie is tierd and focused on getting milk.  (my family drinks gallons of it!)

Julie is exposed to drunks and street fighting as she sells her goods on the streets. (only at work)

Julie is growing up and therefore may well be subject to mood swings.  (give me chocolate..NOW)

Julie is at high risk of schizophrenia. (perhaps)

Julie is determined to return to Preston's side to nurse him to health.  (who is Preston?)

Julie is originally from Scotland and is married to Skevos who is Greek. (totally untrue..my husband was born in Fresno, California!)

Julie is a frequent guest on many TV and radio shows, including Oprah.  (I WISH)

Julie is burdened with the usual motives of her meanness. (ouch!)

Julie is being sited for her diligence in blostering the work of all 50 employees. (it's about time!)

Julie is nervous about appearing on national television. (the camera does add an extra 10 pounds!)

Julie is blue, the color of sorrow which has filled my heart, so many times.  (i'm a heart breaker..i'm sorry!)

Julie is a snake.  (ssss....ssssss)

Julie is as comfortable in front a group or on camera as she is interacting with some of the world's most fascinating creatures.  (must include snakes..)

Julie is a nice looking woman with an all natural body.  (yes, all my body parts are indeed REAL.)

Julie is hesitant to set herself up.  (Well, DUH)

Julie is easy to chat with, has a nice personality, and a decent sense of humor for further heartbreak.  (i'm a wuss?  is this a compliment?)

Julie is candid that life as a single parent is not easy. (so true)

Julie is absolutely relentless in her lust. (whoooa...baby!)

Julie is right.  (enough said!)

 

 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh wow. This is bizarre -- and so FUN! LOL Thanks for passing it along. Can't wait to try it on my own name.
;)