Pizza Pranks

I did do a few pranks but they were not done on April Fools.  Both pranks involved pizza delivery.  

 

I felt sorry for poor Jim.  His wife Loretta just left him and took the kids with her.  He spent his evenings now alone.  It was a cold dreary night, so I decided to do him a favor and send him a pizza for dinner.  Of course, I didn’t pay for it, but I had it delivered to his door.  The look on his face at the door was priceless.  (I spied through the curtains).  The next morning, on my way to school, I saw the pizza box in his garbage can.  It felt good to know he enjoyed his unexpected pizza.

 

The other pizza prank was done out of spite.  I was dating this washed up surfer/painter bum, until I found out his house was part of a stopping ground for misplaced women.  He lived up in the woods, but there was a pizza delivery service near his wooded bungalo.  I decided to order him 4 large pineapple and ham pizzas under the name of Fred and Debbie.  I know this sounds silly and juvenile, but I wish I could have seen the look on his face when those pizzas came to his door.  I’m hope he and his “harem” enjoyed their dinner.  

 

I saw the Apprentice last night with Donald Trump.  I am so sure he eats Dominio Pizza!  I wish I could call in a delivery to his apartment of gold.  Does anyone have his number?   

 

It’s April Fools—expect a prank—but if you are smart—don’t do your prank today.  Do it tomorrow!