A Bunny Blonde Joke

The Rabbit and the Blonde

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across
the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over
and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The  driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying
on the side of the road and pulls over.

She  steps out of the car and  asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit this  rabbit
and killed it."

The  blonde says, "Don't  worry."

She  runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead  rabbit, bends down, and sprays
the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off
down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and wavesagain, he
hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops
out of sight.

The  man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What
did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It  says..


(Are you ready for this?)








(Are you sure?)




(This is bad!)




(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)




(You know you could just click off and not read the punch line....)


(You can still delete it)




(You know you're gonna be sorry)





(Last chance)





(OK, here it is)






It says,


"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."