The following comes from Teresa's Blog (Teeisme57)--I've copied and pasted--- I hope you don't mind Teresa, but I feel lazy, and I'm really pissed off (long story--not really, but I don't really want to write about it at the moment)...
The Smoking Gun has gotten it's hands on a list of Dick Cheney's suite demands and posted it on their website. So, just for fun, make believe you're special ( I think you are) and make up a list of demands that you would want 'your people' to send to a hotel prior to your arrival. Remember you are famous, rich and spoiled as a five year old Easter egg, so go for it...
Leave a link to your demands if it's lengthy, or have 'your people' do it for you!
Okay, this is assuming that I'm alone, with no children in tow... Here is my list!
1. A large jacuzzi bath tub, surrounded with vanilla scented candles, with a box of Mr. Bubble, the cheesiest romance novel paperback, and a box of imported chocolates at arm's reach.
2. Roses, I want white and pink roses--however, I don't' want it overpowering--I don't want a suite that smells like a funeral home.
3. Large screen T.V. with a collection of DVD's mostly romance comedy--none with Tom Cruise in them. Give me Johnny Depp, Nicolas Cage, and Robert Redford please.. Hey, Casablance--never saw it yet---I want to see that!
4. In the kitchen: A good supply of diet coke, Avian water, and fruit salad with pineapple, strawberries...watermelon, cantaloupe...cherries, whipped cream, ice cream, salsa, tortilla chips. I also would like candy dishes filled with M&M--only green and yellow M&Ms--chocolate kind--no peanuts.
5. A LapTop near my bedside.
6. 600 thread Egyptian Cotton sheets, with 100% cotton feather down comforter... Oh and I want Egyptian Cotton towels as well...
7. A personal chauffeur to escort me around the city to every destination I find interesting. I'm not doing ANY driving.
8. Personal male maid--preferably gay. Nice to look at, but nothing is going to happen...you know what I mean? I'll take him with me shopping.
9. Personal hair stylist/makeup artist/manicurists--to arrive each morning after my bath. (I really do need a make over!)
10. A wake up service to wake me up each morning at 9:30...(that is really considered "sleeping in" for me).
4 comments:
I'm lazy but I loved that list! Oh yeah!
Dianna
Hey, I'm likin' your SNOTITTUDE better then my own. I'm going to come hang out in your room, you greedy beotch! You did it right Queenie.
I think I will pick yours..good ones.
I'll have what she's having. Tina
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