I'm Sneezy

  I've been sneezing all morning.  AAAACCCchhhhoooOOooooo.  (Do you know how scary it can be driving down the highway, while your nose is tickling you for a major sneeze?--It's pretty frightening!) Sometimes I give out little baby sneezes, and at other times, my sneezing makes the windows of this office building shake.  Yes, they can be powerful.  At least I don't have that awful sinus headache anymore--no, now all that yucky sinus stuff has made way to my nose, making my nose red, runny, and sneezy!! 

May be I shouldn't be here to infect my fellow co-workers.  Oh well..  I may call it a day later in the afternoon.  I'm the Sneezy Drawf. 

I don't know how exactly how this played in conversation the other night, but during dinner, my daughter asked my husband if he knew about a certain person I used to date.  No, she didn't know it happened to be our wedding anniversary-I mean, the roses and cards should have clued her in, as I looked at her, with my glaring eyes, and said, "Lizzy---please..this is embarrassing.."  Yes, it is embarrassing.  I dated quite a few "duds" before meeting my handsome prince husband, and the he really doesn't need to know about them either.  Anyway, my daughter went on to tell him about the 7 other Dwarfs I dated (Thank God she didn't meet them all..)  There was:  Hippee, Stinky, Fatty, Yellow Teeth, Ugly, Chip, & Geeky..  Lovely.  My husband replied, "Gee, honey, I only dated "normal" people."   I think my husband was the ONLY normal person I met while single. 

CAUTION WOMEN:  It's slim pickings out there!!!! 

Oh well... 

It's Thursday, and it's PAY DAY!!!  YIPPEE YAHOOOOOO!!!