20 Reasons Why I'm Glad

20 Reasons Why I'm Glad I'm NOT A Celebrity

 

I can grocery shop without the hat, and huge sunglasses.

 

 

I can go anywhere out in public without wearing makeup.

 

I can gain as much weight, or lose as much weight as I want.

 

 

I can walk out in my front yard or back yard in pajama pants and not have to worry about anyone hiding on my property in a bush.  

 

I can grow old gracefully.

 

I can shop at Target in peace.

 

No one cares where I shop, or what clothes I wear, or what I ate for dinner last night. 

 

I can change my kid’s diaper, and see my kids everyday, and not sit and worry whether or not I’m a good mother or not. 

 

I can write a book about my life, and no one would read it besides my children and grandchildren. 

 

Most importantly, no one from my “past” will write a scandalous book about me. 

 

No late night party commitments, just me and hubby in front of the tube is fine.

 

I’ll never be voted “Worst Dressed” at the Oscars. 

 

I can take a walk on the beach in a swimsuit and no one will take my picture. 

 

I can practice any religious faith that I choose without being criticized. 

 

I will never have to go on a reality show to boost up my career. 

 

 

I will never have to do uncomfortable love scenes on camera with strangers. 

 

No one will cut me off the road just to get my picture taken. 

 

I don’t have to hide or shield my children from the media. 

 

I will never have an obsessed fan stalker.

 

 

I will never have to worry about a male impersonato one day dress up as me.