Someone stole Dorothy's ruby slippers!! Why on Earth would someone steal the ruby slippers? What's the deal?! Sure, there are 3 more pairs laying about in musems, but really, how do you expect to hide those away? These slippers were mean't to be viewed and to be shared with the world. Whoever has them better hand them over quick!
What if these slippers get in the wrong hands? What will happen to the munchkin people if another evil decendent of the Wicked Witch of the East/West should get them? Doesn't anyone care anymore about the munchkin people? This is just too scary to think about. Glinda, where are you?
What size are they anyway? Looks as if Judy Garland had a very small foot. If you see anyone walking about with sparkly red shoes, be warned, and call the authorities! They could be armed and may be accompanied by a flying monkey!
Gee, don't you think there are more things to worry about...like the aftermath of the storm Katrina for example. Ironic that this storm should happen at the same time as the missing ruby slippers.... Hmm...interesting...
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