If I Only Had A Brain...

                                 

I don't know where my brain has been lately...

It all started when I went to the grocery store Saturday.  I could have sworn I put a box of those Foster Farms skinless chicken breasts in my cart, but I didn't.  I could have sworn I put it in there with the hamburger meat; but alas--it like disappeared or something.  Then as I was at the checkout, I suddenly realized that I didn't see, or remember putting down the hamburger meat out from the cart.  Did I forget it?  Did I leave it with the box of chicken somewhere?  Did I put it in someone elses cart?  As I took my cart to my car, I read my receipt, and I couldn't find the hamburger there either.  I went through each bag in the the trunk of my car, and sure enough there was the hamburger, sans the chicken. 

I don't know where I put that chicken.

A few weeks ago I went and bought a housecoat for my ex-sister-inlaw for the trip.  She is the only ex-sister inlaw I will buy something for (I have 4 of them) because I know her the best, and she is single and appreciates it when I get her something, and it's just a housecoat..  Anyway, I packed a piece of luggage and for the life of me, I could not find that housecoat yesterday.  It was in a bag in my closet, and it's like disappeared or something.  I almost can swear to you that if I opened up that suitcase, I would find it.  But, as I packed it, I could not....

If you happen to see a chicken wearing a white and blue housecoat, please let me know. 

I think all this vacation stuff, and passport stuff is just getting to me.  I know that passports are all on delay, and the lady who I spoke to me assured me that I would get it before my trip, but still...  I wish I had it in my hands right now.  But, then again...  What if I misplace them too?  May be it's best I don't have them right now.  My brain needs a break. 

I pay my son's preschool/childcare every week, and for some reason they didn't bill me for the 1st week of July.  Okay, he was only there for one day that week, but, they didn't even charge me for one day.  Or, perhaps they did and I read the invoice wrong?!  I wouldn't doubt that for a minute right now. 

Today at work, (ghetto) two men brought in this grey garbage can looking, ugly thing into the lobby.  Apparently, my boss-the one I share an office with wants that for her shredded and confidential papers.  Lovely.  I wonder after she sees it if she still wants that thing in her office.  It's a light grey garbage can with a lock and key on the top.  I certainly don't want that in my office, and there is no room in her already cluttered area.  Eww..  Nothing like a big grey garbage can to brighen up an office!  How simply, lovely! 

Well, now that my partner in crime, Maria is LEAVING me all alone here at the ghetto as she proceeds to her new job across the street, everyone has been coming up to me asking if I'm going to type reports.  Um...  No...I don't think so!   This is all giving me even more incentive to leave the ghetto.  I do have a written exam for another job near home.  Wish me luck por favor. 

 

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